where clouds of dream give second sight

okay so steph texts me at about 9:15: get in your basement now.

kay, i know what to do in case of a tornado. but my family seems to live in this world where tornados are a figment of every imagination and are only there to scare you. so i tried getting everyone downstairs and they wouldn’t go. so i’m like “fine, if you wanna stay up here and be gobbled by a vortex, be my guest. but i tried to save you and you wouldn’t take it seriously, so now i’m gonna save myself. meanwhile my sister was hysterically crying and she’s like “stop scaring me lauren!” OKAY I’M NOT TRYING TO SCARE YOU I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

thank the lord for steph and her tweets though because my parents seemed to take her seriously. so we got my dog, shut all the lights, and went to the basement. my sister was still crying for like 10 minutes. then we found a rat on the floor and my dog went NUTS. he wildly scratched my foot and now it looks like i put it in a paper shredder. 

and that was my wild night…and the tornado went a different way. BUT BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, YOU KNOW?

also, since when is this kansas? i live in pennsylvania. not tornado alley.

antigoneweareyoung:

Pick 5 TV Shows you like before reading the questions.

1. Rizzoli and Isles

2. Parks & Recreation

3. Veep

4. 30 Rock

5. Glee

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

LESLIE! she’s awesome.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

AGENT DEAN! because he sucks and i hate him 

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?

hmmm probably the one where liz gets her wisdom teeth out or a root canal or something and she thinks a plant is bon jovi

4. What is your favorite season of 5? 

first season.

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?

SELAMY! aka selina and amy…everyone shut up ok it’s real. but if not them, dan and amy.

6. Who is your anti-relationship in 2?

tom and ann.

7. How long have you watched 1?

for about a year now. i got caught up on season one and watched season 2 on time

8. How did you become interested in 3?

I like politics :)

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

Tina Fey of course!

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?

i can’t choose between rizzles and parks. i just cant.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

1. there are more episodes.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

probably liz. or jenna. or even kenneth. or like everyone.

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in 5?

i wouldn’t :(

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

haha actually…maybe

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple 

UNLIKELY BUT TOTALLY OKAY: RIZZLES.

16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

ugh stop. both of them.

17. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?

parks